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    I was a model child, but I saw some stuff. In primary school we had wooden desks with a lid that lifted up and you kept all your stuff inside. People used to set up traps in them so you could see if it had been opened, usually a piece of thread balanced on the edge. My friend Jim went a step further. He balanced a screwdriver on a bent-back ruler, so that if you opened the desk the screwdiver would fly out and brain you. Well that day the headmaster decided to inspect if our desks were tidy. He opened Jim's desk, the screwdriver flew out, missed his head by a hair's breadth and imbedded itself in the ceiling!

    I also used to work as a school librarian. There was this weird kid, I thought he was cool. He used to wear make-up and on no uniform days he would wear a skirt. On his last day he stole a toilet. I don't know how he did it, he just tore the thing out with his bare hands and ran out of the gate with it! Also, on prize giving when he went up to collect his GCSE certificates (he came first in the year I think), he pinched the deputy head's backside right there on stage in front of all the staff, guests and kids!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsuyoiko
    On his last day he stole a toilet. I don't know how he did it, he just tore the thing out with his bare hands and ran out of the gate with it!
    I am still laughing! That was a good time for you wasnt it!

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    Ahhhh, so many...
    Well from like early in the day I was a bit of a troublemaker. When I was in the third grade and has just recently moved in the capital, like about three months there, around 9 years old, my parents decided to send me to a summer camp with some Italian nuns. Needless to say I hated the idea and ran away from the first day wondered around the city I didn't know and somehow made my way back home

    We would get into fights and quarrels and violent games daily. We used to play like games that the person who moved first would get beat up by everyone until he counted to 10

    Then like in middle school we began to skip. We would have 2 guys go out at the back of the school and we would throw our backpacks at them so that when we got out of the school it would seem as if we were just going to recess. And the funny part was that we were trying to actually hit them with our bags even though they were workin for our benefit. Kids i tell you

    Then once i skipped and my mother came home early from work and found there and was shoked cuz she had gone to my school to see my teachers and they were like well, he isn't here today, so imagine the embarresment.
    At that time I skipped quite a bit. This was 7th grade.

    I used to get away with a lot of stuff because I was a good student and had a good reputation so was the unlikely suspect of many of the schemes we would draw in class against teachers such as skipping, cheating and what not. Once we devised a great cheating plan. The guy in the back used the book for the answer and then he told the one in front and he told the other guy in front and so forth. I was the guy in the back, it was my idea, and the teacher thought I was the nicest boy in class.

    Then in 6th grade I skipped a field trip to go to the beach with some friends. I had told my parents that we were going to go to the beach for the field trip when in fact plans had changed to go to a historical castle or smth, such a fun day, takin the train to the coast with no tikets, i was only in 6th grade mind you, traveling with 5 other friends the same age.

    the last day of school before I moved we broke the school windows by punching them. Sadly we got caught and had to find replacement glass, but thankfully a frind of mine somehow had some spare ones at home. that was a pretty close one

    By this time my friends and I, were like the main group in a class of around 40 and would constanly come up with schemes like that and make fun of different and nerdy kids you know....... kids are so mean.... and would encourage the dumb kids to do stupid stuff in class like act like rambo or open an umbrella and pretend they were in a helicopter............ they got punished whilst we enoyed the entertainment punishment free.

    In high school I couldn't do much cuz it was rather strict. But my freshman year we would make fun in class, i got kiked out of the class often and would always be makin trouble in class. One time in computer class i drew the picture of a woman creamin with a bloody knife hangin over her head and gave it to a girl that annoyed us and she gave it to the substitute and I was sent to the principal's office. Thankfully because I pretty much got scared he didn't punish me. Then ummm, well after that I calmed down and got more interested in girls than actually making trouble or a annoying teachers.

    In college I make fun of teachers constantly, in a non-direct way of course :P But overall as a kid I was pretty bad, makin trouble but my innocent apperance was the perfect disguise, many of my teachers adored me and never really suspected me, so I would hardly get in trouble.

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    In freashman year there was a girl I really hated, Miah. I mostly didnt like her because she would lead on my friend Sammie, who really like her. She would always sit at our table at lunch. One day when they had pudding cups at lunch (i love pudding =D) she said to Sammie (who was kinda a plus sized girl, but she wasnt really fat) "Take a look at your belly Sam, you really dont need that pudding cup"
    She spent the rest of lunch hour in the bathroom, washing the contents of my lunch tray out of her hair ^^ did I mention we had spagetti that day?
    Luckily for me, the security guards loved me and I didnt get in a speck of trouble =]

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    i dont think i remember anything funny bt i plan on doing something to my art teacher coz i hate her the first time i saw in school not only me bt actually the whole school including our head mistress.i think i will say something really bad to her when she leaves the school as there will be 2 new professional art teachers coming soon and i think she will be fired at least i wish that she will.i am not that mean so i will say something like 'i hate u and i will always hate u' or 'get the hell outta here coz nobody wants u'(i guess that will be a bit mean bt when i really am angry at something i can be its worst nightmare hehehehe)

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    Well, for my freshmen year of high school my classmates (guys only) had to run down main street in their underwear for homecoming. Most of the guys ran like bats out of hell, but me and my friends sturted our stuff. I was dead sexy in my star wars boxers! :P

    Then there was shop class and the welding mishap. . . It was only my third time welding I was feeling great since everyone told me I was doing good. Well, I turned off the gas, but I didn't shut off the oxygen all the way. I started talking to my friend and slowly the booth was filling with oxygen and then I turned the gas on. I thought I was turning the oxygen back on, but in stead I turned it up full blast. . . One spark from the striker and the booth turning into one gaint fire ball! I was protected by my helmet and coveralls. It was the coolest and scariest things I every did in highschool. My buddies wanted to see it again, but thanks to my gloves being a bit too small I burned some of the hair off my forearms. So, the answer was no.
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