I got so many i didnt even realise. Heres one.

I went to a small private school with less than 20 kids per year so when some one talks in class everyone hears. Though when you decide to shout the class next door can hear too. I was 14 and not the talkative type. In the middle of an english lesson an argument broke out on the table next to me between a rather bossy kid and one of the less popular kids. I never liked seeing the smaller kids getting picked on by the big kids so i uncharacteristicly got up in an attempt to calm them down, but instead stepped right in the middle of it. I cant remember what was said but it ended with me telling them to f*ck off loud enough for the classes nearby to here. The english teacher did nothing, but the teachers next door were surprised.

My favorite story: A classmate was dared to run from the classroom to the common room in just his boxer shorts during a lunch break. He ran into the head teacher. She was not amused.