i'de love to see all those chavs lying on the deck crying like the punks they are when they pick fights with civilized folk.
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?



A. Innit!

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Q. What does a chav say after 40 years of life?


A. Welcome to McDonalds would you like a happy meal?

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Q. What do you do if you run over a chav?

A. Reverse over him to make sure.

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Q. Why did the chav cross the road?

A. To punch someone for no reason.