Two fish in a tank and one turns to the other and says, 'Do you know how to drive this?'
Two parrots on a perch and one turn to the other and says, 'Can you smell fish?
A termite walks into a bar and asks, 'Where's the bar tender?'
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A horse walks into a bar and the barman says, 'Why the long face?'
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