Brooker summed it up for me.

I've never had to tell my girlfriend not to do something. Point 1- They know that kind of sh*t won't fly with me, Point 2- I don't believe any of my girlfriends would ever do anything like that.

Love is blind, but so is Justice.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
Time flies. Fruit flies like a banana.