Quote Originally Posted by celtician
And why are all Japanese politicians so damn plug ugly is it so that foreign dignitaries hesitate to invite them and therefore Japan can remain wantonly isolated??
Oh, Koizumi isn't that bad-looking. In fact, if it weren't for his complete disregard and disrespect for other countries, his utter idiocy in foreign affairs, and other items that pretty much make him a horrible human being (if even one at all), I'd say he could very well be the subject of many a dreamy yaoi fanfics!


Quote Originally Posted by made up fanfic
Koizumi sat on the leather couch in a small room in the White House, preening his silver-grey locks with a brush and staring wistfully at the doorway. Where could he be? he wondered, anxiously biting his lower lip. Finally, at long last, his lover arrived.

Bush: My dear! Are you okay?

Koizumi: Darling! O how I've waited for you! *flutters eyelashes* O it was so miserable with... HER. Thankfully I've sent her away.... for now.

Bush: Th-That cur of a fangirl! How dare Condi Rice treat you so badly!

Koizumi: Oh her? I was talking about the Harriet Miers lady. The other one I sent to somewhere far, far away. Like.... MASSACHUSETTS! *ROFLMAO, d00d 1 4|\|/| 50 733T. PH34R |\/|Y P0\/\/3R!!!*

Bush: *wince* Please don't use netspeak. You know since I can't even get ENGLISH right...

Koizumi: *random, non-sequitar gesture that makes no sense within the context of this fanfic* I'm sorry.

Bush: *runs and hides, again in a nonsequitar way*

Koizumi: Hyde? HAIDO-sama?! Did someone say HYDE?!!!! OMG I must have that luscious body *playfully chases after Bush*

Bush: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!! ZZAP!!! SPICKLE! VROOM!!!! *insert other unneccessary noise effects and exclamations here*

Koizumi: *insert random and unneccessary emoticon here*

Voice at the door: Ahem!

Bush & Koizumi, together: D-Dick Cheney?!?!?!?!

TO BE CONTINUED...

...Actually, nevermind I said anything.