What would you do if a bag-snatcher ran toward you ?

[Mycernius]

Trip the bugger up and then sit on him or even better, if I was with my brother, get him to sit on him. My brother is a big bloke. Who cares if while I was sat on him his face might hit the ground several times. I sure a lot of people wouldn't see that

[lexico]

A damsel in distress shouting for help would surely get all the virtuous men jump on the villain. Nice tactic. Btw ""Help! Police! Stop, thief!" might make a nice 4-letter kanji expression. Any ideas ?
Mike, is that your brother in your profile ? All the while (before seeing you in your kayak) I had thought you were very big; then I thought you had gone from big to athletic slim; now I think that is you brother.