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Satori
Health Care
Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of Australia's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry your Highness, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and he would probably die."
"Oh, I am sorry, poor fellow" said the Queen. On the next floor they pass a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. "Oh my God," said the Queen, "what's happening here?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health coverage."
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