Koizumi sat on the leather couch in a small room in the White House, preening his silver-grey locks with a brush and staring wistfully at the doorway. Where could he be? he wondered, anxiously biting his lower lip. Finally, at long last, his lover arrived.
Bush: My dear! Are you okay?
Koizumi: Darling! O how I've waited for you! *flutters eyelashes* O it was so miserable with... HER. Thankfully I've sent her away.... for now.
Bush: Th-That cur of a fangirl! How dare Condi Rice treat you so badly!
Koizumi: Oh her? I was talking about the Harriet Miers lady. The other one I sent to somewhere far, far away. Like.... MASSACHUSETTS! *ROFLMAO, d00d 1 4|\|/| 50 733T. PH34R |\/|Y P0\/\/3R!!!*
Bush: *wince* Please don't use netspeak. You know since I can't even get ENGLISH right...
Koizumi: *random, non-sequitar gesture that makes no sense within the context of this fanfic* I'm sorry.
Bush: *runs and hides, again in a nonsequitar way*
Koizumi: Hyde? HAIDO-sama?! Did someone say HYDE?!!!! OMG I must have that luscious body *playfully chases after Bush*
Bush: WHEEEEEEEEEE!!! ZZAP!!! SPICKLE! VROOM!!!! *insert other unneccessary noise effects and exclamations here*
Koizumi: *insert random and unneccessary emoticon here*
Voice at the door: Ahem!
Bush & Koizumi, together: D-Dick Cheney?!?!?!?!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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