What does this tongue-twister I've just made up mean ?

"sobou na sobo no soba no soba ni sabo ga sobaeru".








A saboteur is playing pranks next to my wild grandmother's noodles.

Not a very common situation, but with a bit of imagination... (I've got some extremely advanced computer equipment at home and work for a secret government agency. A saboteur comes at night into my house and I see him through the surveillance camera in my room. He playing pranks next to the kitchen table where the noodles my grandma made for me lies).