Imagine, you wake up a Sunday morning, then someone ring at the door. It's a guy, visibly in pain, who ask you if he can use your toilet. You let him in do his business, then he goes. 5 min later, the doorbell rings again. You open and see Osama Bin Laden, with his turban and long beard looking kindly at you but silent. What is your reaction ?
1) You say : "Also want to use the toilet ?"
2) You are surprised and say :"Wwha, get the hell out of here !"
3) You look at him attentively and say "Your face looks familiar. Haven't we met before ?"
4) You say "Sorry dude, we do not donate to religious organizations"
5) You start screaming frantically "It's Bin Laden ! its Bin Laden ! Catch him ! Help !"
6) You just say "What do you want ?"
7) You become enthusiastic and say : "Hey, come in and have a drink ! I have plenty of questions to ask you. Did you really plan 9/11 ?"
8) You seem concern and say : "Osama, what are you doing here ? They've been looking for you for months out there !
9) You just shut the door without a word, hoping you were just having an hallucination.
10) You look at you calendar and say "It isn't Halloween yet". Who the hell are you ?
11) You are scared, and slowly retreat into your house without daring shutting the door, and pray god that nothing will happen to you.
12) You jump on him and start punching as hard as you can shouting "I got Bin Laden ! I got Bin Laden ! Gimme the ransom !"
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