Will everyone please stop feeding the trolls, especially those who claim to leave for a week, yet don't?!
http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-an-Internet-TrollQuote:
In Internet slang, a troll is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response[1] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.