Joke 飞机上的故事

一架载着两百多名乘客的飞机平稳地飞行在高空。这时，广播里传 来机长愉快的声
音：“女士们，先生们，我是你们的机长，欢迎大家乘做我们的� q班，我想告诉大家的
是……啊！天哪！！”他发出这声恐怖的叫声后，广播里就没 有声音了。
所有的乘客都吓话坏了，连空姐也害怕的说不出话来。
过了一会，广播终于又响了，还是机长：“女士们先生们，对不起 ，方才让大家受惊
了。这里确实发生了一个小小的意外，但不是飞机，乘务员给我到 咖啡的时候，不小
心把咖啡撒在了我的衬衣上，不信你们来看都湿透了！”
这时，机舱里响起一个乘客怒气冲天的抱怨声：“衬衫湿了算� Y么，你看看我的裤
裆！！:relief:

Anybody understand may translate a passage...:wave:

Chinese to English translation:

A Story On Board A Plane

A passenger plane carrying more than two hundred flew steadily across the high altitude. At this moment, the Captain made a cheerful announcement: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the Captain [speaking]. [A warm] welcome to everyone on board this flight. I wish to inform you all that... Ahhh! Oh my god!!" After his fearful yelling, no noise could be heard from the announcement.

All the passengers became terribly frightened. The stewardesses became so afraid that they even lost their tongue.

After a while, the announcement finally sounded again - it was still the Captain: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I apologize for frightening everyone just now. There has been in fact a slight accident, but it's not the aircraft. When the attendant poured coffee, he accidentally spilled it on my shirt. If you don't believe me, come look - it's all soaked through!"

At this moment, a passenger's voice came from within the compartment who, in fit of towering rage, complained: "So what if your shirt got wet, just look at my crotch!!"

Chinese original:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y87...ranslation.jpg

Supervin .
you are good at both the English and Chinese ~

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Originally Posted by 4321go

Supervin .
you are good at both the English and Chinese ~

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He's not just good,rather most " fluent " bilingual person I've encountered in internet forums.

haha~i'm coming again~(nobody here...T_T)
the last sentence is too fun